So, I’ve been considering names for some of my upcoming stories and I’m finding it to be more of an ordeal than you would think.
My natural inclination is to lean in to a little humour with these things. I mean, I’m basically writing pornography, I can’t take myself too seriously. That said, I don’t want to kill the mood either.
I’m currently working on the second story in the Garden of Eden series (GOE to you hardcore fans. Hi Mum!) but I’m constantly making notes for future stories. I’ve got a short for the ‘big boobs’ category in the making, I’m thinking; ‘Boom and Bust’? Mr Strange thinks people might not get it. I may have to acquiesce and compromise on ‘Boom and Busty.’ Patent pending!
For October I want to start a tongue-in-cheek erotic horror series where I release a new instalment every Halloween. This has given me endless amusement. Here are a few of my favourites- ‘Screw-me Doo!’ ‘Freddy Screwed ‘er,’ ‘Let Them Both In,’ ‘House of Wanx,’ and ‘The Descent’ seems to work all by itself…
Patent pending x5! And don’t tell me you didn’t think about it, I know you’re checking out my cheesy genius. 😎
Let me know if any of you far more cultured writers have suffered any similar dilemmas in the pursuit of your art.
Until then, remember, don’t read my stuff at work, especially if your operate heavy machinery.